I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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