what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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