I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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