the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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