Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
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i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
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I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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