idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
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There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
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He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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