We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
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koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
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Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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