I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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