I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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