i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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