I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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