Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Randomize
