He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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