you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
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Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Drunk walkin through police station. America
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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