I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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