i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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