you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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