your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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