just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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