HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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