Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
