So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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