It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
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