My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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