You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Randomize
