well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
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getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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