Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
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All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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