u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Pants 0. Shit 1.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
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my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
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You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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