Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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