38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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