Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
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In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
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I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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