chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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