o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
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I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
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She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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