I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
