their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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