Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
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i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
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He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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