Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
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oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
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She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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