Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
