i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Pooping to opera.
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