Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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