those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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