Can Purell be used as lube?
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
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There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
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he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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