when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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