I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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