I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
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i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
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Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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