everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
There are leaves in my underwear?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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