walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Come on in and take your pants off
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