How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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