Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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