So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
