How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
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