rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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