Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
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Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
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The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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