Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
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Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
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THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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