I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
So here I am, sexting at work.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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